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Buffy Season 7 Episode #123: "Lessons"; Transcript

Written by Joss Whedon Directed by David Solomon Episode 7.01 Original Airdate September 24, 2002 CAST Buffy Anne Summers SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR Willow Rosenberg ALYSON HANNIGAN Xander Harris NICHOLAS BRENDON Dawn Summers MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG Spike JAMES MARSTERS Anya Jenkins EMMA CAULFIELD Rupert Giles ANTHONY STEWART HEAD Halfrek KALI ROCHA Principal Robin Wood D.B. WOODSIDE Glory CLARE KRAMER Drusilla Mayor JULIET LANDAU Richard Wilkins III HARRY GROENER The Master MARK METCALF Adam GEORGE HERTZBERG Warren Mears ADAM BUSCH Kit Holburn ALEX BRECKINRIDGE Carlos Trejo DAVID ZEPEDA Dead Nerd JEREMY HOWARD Dead Girl RACHAEL BELLA Dead Janitor KEN STRUNK Vampire JEFF DENTON Mr. Lonegrin ED F. MARTIN Student SIMON CHERNIN.
Prologue ISTANBUL, TURKEY— NIGHT 1 A beautiful teenage GIRL runs through the dark streets and alleys of Istanbul, chased by several hooded and robed figures. The city’s inhabitants close and lock their doors as they approach. The girl runs into an alley only to find a dead end. She looks around desperately for an escape and spots a drain pipe. Frantically, she starts to climb. One of the robed figures seizes her ankle but she pulls free. As she climbs to the rooftop and scrambles up to the peak, one of her pursuers pushes her backward off the roof. She lands on her back in the alley below, stunned. One of the mysterious men grabs her wrists and pulls her arms up over her head as his companion draws a curved knife from a ceremonial scabbard. He raises the knife above his head and plunges it toward her chest. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE CEMETERY— NIGHT 2 A VAMPIRE pushes up through the earth of a freshly-turned grave and looks around. He finds BUFFY kneeling right beside him. BUFFY It’s about power: who’s got it, who knows how to use it.. She tosses a stake to DAWN who stands at the foot of the grave. BUFFY So… who’s got the power, Dawn? DAWN Well, I’ve got the stake. BUFFY The stake is not the power. DAWN But he’s new. He doesn’t know his strength. He might not know all those fancy martial arts skills they inevitably seem to pick up. BUFFY Who’s got the power? DAWN (sighs) He does. Buffy gets to her feet and approaches her sister. BUFFY Never forget it. It doesn’t matter how well-prepped you are or well-armed you are. You’re a little girl. DAWN Woman.. BUFFY Little woman. DAWN I’m taller than you! BUFFY He’s a vampire, okay? Demon. Preternaturally strong, skilled with powers no human could possibly ever— VAMPIRE Excuse me… I think I’m stuck. Buffy looks back at the vampire who is still buried chest-deep. BUFFY You’re stuck? VAMPIRE My foot’s caught on a root or something. I don’t even know how I got down there. If you girls could just give me a hand. DAWN So he’s got the power? BUFFY Zip it. She walks over to the vampire. VAMPIRE I really appreciate it. It’s just that it’s so dark and I don’t even know what I’m doing here… Buffy grabs it by the collar of its suit coat and pulls it out of the ground with one hand. VAMPIRE Whew! Thanks. That was a help. It turns toward Buffy and bares its fangs. VAMPIRE Unfortunately, it was the last— Buffy’s hand clamps around its throat.. VAMPIRE (choking) —thing you’ll ever do. BUFFY Listen up. I’m the Slayer. You don’t want to get into it with me. You want blood? You can have hers. She points at Dawn, who holds her stake ready, a steely gaze in her eyes. BUFFY (to Dawn) Power. He’s got it. He’s going to use it. You don’t have it, so— Dawn steps back as the vampire moves toward her, then stumbles and falls. The vampire trips over her and goes head first into a gravestone. BUFFY —use that. Perfect. Dawn scrambles to her feet and plunges her stake into the vampire’s chest. She straightens up with a smile until she notices that the vampire is still there. She missed the heart. She tries again but this time the creature is ready for her and it’s mad. It blocks her attack and knocks her away. She loses the stake and tumbles to the ground, then scrambles to Buffy’s weapons bag and grabs another one. She gets back to her feet and tries attacks again. This time it seizes her arm and twists her around. She looks around desperately for Buffy, only to find her gone. DAWN Buffy!. As the vampire’s fangs descend toward Dawn’s neck, Buffy yanks it away from her sister by the shoulder. She stuns it with a series of quick punches and kicks. She sends a back-handed punch at the vampire’s head but it grabs her arm in mid-arc. She uses the hold as leverage and flips the vampire onto the ground, following with a vicious kick to the head. Taking a sword out of her weapons bag, she gracefully spins around and smoothly decapitates the vampire as it rises to its feet. BUFFY (to Dawn) It’s real. It’s the only lesson, Dawn. It’s always real. She helps Dawn to her feet. BUFFY Let me see. Dawn pulls her hand away from her neck, revealing two small puncture wounds. DAWN It’s nothing. It’s just a scrape. Plus, I had a plan the whole time. BUFFY (dubious) Really?.. DAWN Yeah, I planned to get killed, come back as a vampire, and bite you. BUFFY You wanted to be trained. DAWN Well, just… the next time, when you’re going to— BUFFY You did pretty well. DAWN (surprised) I did? BUFFY Yeah. DAWN ’Cause, you know, with the whole rolling thing, I was actually using his strength and it was very tai chi. Plus, I nearly got the heart. BUFFY My first time out, I missed the heart, too. DAWN No way. BUFFY Just the once. DAWN Well, the next vampire I meet— Buffy starts to pack their stakes and the sword back into her bag. BUFFY The next vampire you meet, you run away. I just wish that was all we had to worry about. She and Dawn head for home. BUFFY Vampires, demons… they’re nothing compared to what’s coming.. DAWN I know. I just can’t believe it’s back. BUFFY Believe me, I thought I was long past it. I guess you never are. Just a few more days till it starts and then we’ll never know what’s coming next. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— DAY 3 A small group of people gathers in front of a new building with an imposing pink stone façade. Principal ROBIN WOOD stands before a large red ribbon and cuts it with a pair of over-size scissors. WOOD It is my great pleasure and privilege to announce the official opening, on the very ground that it first stood upon, of the brand-new, state-of-the-art Sunnydale High! Opening credit sequence. Act I WESTBURY, ENGLAND— COUNTRYSIDE 4 GILES rides a horse slowly across the English countryside, searching for something. He leaves the horse at the foot of a steep hill and climbs to its summit. WILLOW sits at the base of a tree looking intently at the patch of grass in front of her. The shoot of a plant rises out of the ground, and quickly blossoms into a large purple flower. GILES That doesn’t belong there. WILLOW No, it doesn’t. GILES That’s the flora kua-ulaya. Native of Paraguay if my botany serves.. WILLOW (smiles) Is there anything you don’t know everything about? GILES Synchronized swimming. Complete mystery to me. (re: flower) Yes, Paraguayan. Where does it come from? WILLOW (smiles) Paraguay. GILES You brought it through the earth? WILLOW It’s all connected. The root system, the molecules, the energy. Everything’s connected. GILES You sound like Miss Harkness. WILLOW She’s taught me a lot. GILES Then why aren’t you in your lesson? WILLOW Sorry.. GILES It’s all right. I think she was just— WILLOW Afraid? Yeah. They all are. The coven is… they’re the most amazing women I’ve ever met. But there’s this look that they get. Like I’m going to turn them all into bangers and mash or something. Which I’m not even really sure what that is. GILES They’re cautious. I trust you understand that. WILLOW I don’t have that much power, I don’t think. GILES Everything is connected. You’re connected to a great power, whether you feel it or not. WILLOW Well, you should just take it from me. Willow stands up and walks away. The flower withdraws back into the earth. GILES You know we can’t. This isn’t a hobby or an addiction. It’s inside you now, this magick. You’re responsible for it. WILLOW Will they always be afraid of me? GILES Maybe. Can you handle it? WILLOW I deserve a lot worse. I killed people, Giles. GILES I’ve not forgotten. WILLOW When you brought me here, I thought it was to kill me. Or to lock me in some mystical dungeon for all eternity here, with the torture. Instead you go all Dumbledore on me. I’m learning about magick, all about energy and Gaia and root systems. GILES Do you want to be punished?.. WILLOW (beat) I want to be Willow. GILES You are. In the end, we all are who we are, no matter how much we may appear to have changed. CUT TO: SUMMERS HOME— DAY 5 XANDER, dressed in a suit and tie, gets out of his new car, with a set of rolled up blueprints tucked under his arm. He buttons the jacket of his suit and heads into Buffy’s house. CUT TO: SUMMERS HOME— KITCHEN— DAY 6 Buffy glances out the kitchen window as she sorts through the morning’s collection of junk mail. She sees Xander coming and shouts for Dawn as she goes to the door to meet him BUFFY Dawn! Xander’s here. DAWN (o.s.) Just a minute. BUFFY You’re going to be late. DAWN (o.s.) I’m comfortable with that. Xander enters. XANDER Good morning. BUFFY (to Dawn) You’ve got to eat something! I made cereal!.. DAWN (o.s.) Okay! BUFFY (to Xander) You’re unconscionably spiffy. XANDER Client meeting. How exactly do you make cereal? BUFFY Ah. You put the box near the milk. I saw it on the Food Channel. You want something? XANDER I ate. I’m good. How are you? BUFFY My sister’s about to go to the same high school that tried to kill me for three years. I can’t change districts, I can’t afford private school, and I can’t begin to prepare for what could possibly come out of there. So… peachy with a side of keen, that would be me. XANDER (re: blueprints) Well, here’s a little something for what ails ya. Take a look. BUFFY Oh. (re: coffee) Want the rest? XANDER (shakes his head) Take a look. He leads her over to the table where he rolls out the blueprints as Dawn comes down from her room. DAWN Hey. Check out Double-O Xander. BUFFY Go. Talk with your mouth full. Xander shows Buffy the plans for the new school.. XANDER I’ve got two crews working on this diabolical yet lucrative new campus. One here, finishing the science building… and one here, reinforcing the gym. There are no pentagrams, no secret passageways. Everything’s up to code and safe as houses. BUFFY Nothing creepy? Strange? From beyond? Dawn enters again with her bowl of cereal. DAWN (mouth full) Maybe you’re just paranoid? XANDER Well, there is one interesting detail. Xander lays a second blueprint down over the first one. XANDER I managed to scare up the plans from the old high school. You remember the very center of Sunnydale’s own Hellmouth? BUFFY It’s under the library. Xander holds both sets of plans up to the sunlight streaming through the window.. XANDER Right. So I lined up the plans, new and old, and right exactly where the library was… we now have… BUFFY Principal’s office. DAWN So the principal’s evil? BUFFY Or in a boatload of danger. XANDER Well, the last two principals were eaten. Who’d even apply for that job? BUFFY I guess we’ll see. (notices the time) Oh, we have to leave, though. (to Dawn) Do you have everything? Books? Lunch? Stakes? DAWN Checked thrice. XANDER (to Buffy) Did you give her the…? BUFFY I was saving it. Buffy goes to the dining room buffet and opens the drawer. She takes out a small gift box wrapped with a ribbon. DAWN What is it? BUFFY Back-to-school gift. DAWN (smiles) It’s a weapon, isn’t it? BUFFY Yes, it is. Dawn warily opens the box.. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— DAY 7 Xander pulls his car to a stop in front of the new Sunnydale High. BUFFY I’m gonna take her to class, have a look around. XANDER Okay, I’m going to be on site here all day so if you have any needs… BUFFY Thanks. The girls get out and wave to Xander as he drives off. They start up the steps toward the main entrance to the new campus. BUFFY Now remember, if you see anything strange or, you know… Buffy’s gaze tracks a rather sullen-looking girl dressed in dark clothes who walks in front of them. BUFFY …dead. DAWN I got it. BUFFY And stay away from hyena people or any lizardy-type athletes. Or if you see anyone that’s invisible— DAWN Hey, Buffy, I think it’s pretty safe to say I’m not going to see anybody that’s invisible. BUFFY You know, you could still drop out. Only nerds finish high school. DAWN You know, I don’t really think it’s fair for you to try and scare me on my first day of high school… ’cause it is so redundant.. They pass through the open gate onto the school grounds. BUFFY This place is evil. WOOD Tough to let ’em go, huh? Buffy spins around to find the principal standing behind her. BUFFY Hi… WOOD I’m Robin Wood, new principal He holds out his hand to her and Buffy shakes it. BUFFY Oh, Buffy Summers. This is Dawn. WOOD Nice to meet you. DAWN Hi. Buffy gives him an appreciative look.. BUFFY So you’re the new principal. I expected you to be more… aged. WOOD (laughs) You seem a bit young to have such a grown-up daughter. BUFFY (mortified) No! Uh, no. Sister. WOOD (smiles) Oh, right. Of course. BUFFY You didn’t really think she’s my… it’s my hair. I have mom hair. She nervously fingers the bun on the back of her head. WOOD I actually have heard of you, Miss Summers. You graduated from the old high school, am I right? BUFFY (surprised) Yeah. How did you— WOOD Well, I better get back to work. Got to start deadening young minds. It’s really nice to meet you. (to Dawn) You have fun. Buffy watches Wood walks briskly away. BUFFY That was suspicious. DAWN You betcha. Bye. Dawn heads off herself. BUFFY Oh, Dawn— Dawn turns around but keeps walking backward.. DAWN I know! You never know what’s coming, the stake is not the power, To Serve Man is a cookbook. I love you. Go away! She turns and walks quickly away from her sister. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— CORRIDOR— DAY 8 The halls empty out quickly after the bell rings leaving Buffy alone. She wanders around the school, looking things over. She’s suddenly startled by a basketball bouncing off the lockers ahead of her in the corridor. It bounces back into an intersecting corridor and is caught by a pair of hands. Buffy hurries up to the intersection just in time to see a Hispanic boy disappearing around the corner at the end of the hall. Buffy follows him, but when she gets to the next corner he has vanished. She heads down the hall, past a door leading down to the basement. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— CLASSROOM— DAY 9 Dawn sits at a desk in the back of the class. There are several small clusters of kids all talking together quietly but Dawn doesn’t seem to know any of them. She’s alone in the crowd. The teacher, MR. LONEGRIN, stands up and introduces himself. MR. LONEGRIN Okay, I’m Mr. Lonegrin. Why don’t we go around the room and introduce ourselves? Let’s start with.. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— RESTROOM— DAY 10 Buffy enters a washroom and checks her hair in the mirror. BUFFY It’s not mom hair.. She starts to reach for the faucet but stops when she sees a strange object on the counter. She picks it up. It looks like a small bone, fastened to some twigs and feathers by some bits of string. GIRL You can’t protect her. Buffy looks up at the mirror and sees a the rotting corpse of a teenage GIRL standing behind her. GIRL You couldn’t protect me. Buffy spins around but the girl has vanished. A man in JANITOR’s overalls appears beside Buffy, also looks very dead. JANITOR Get out! Get out! Get out! Buffy drops the bone and jumps away from him as he vanishes. Act II SUNNYDALE HIGH— CLASSROOM— DAY 11 Dawn stands at her desk, telling the other students about herself.. DAWN I love to dance. I like music. I’m very into Britney Spears’ early work before she sold out, so mostly her finger painting and macaroni art. Very underrated. Favorite activities include not ever having to do this again and— Buffy bursts through the door at the front of the class. BUFFY Dawn! DAWN What? BUFFY We have to go. It’s not safe. DAWN But… BUFFY We… I mean, I saw… Buffy realizes that she can’t give any sort of explanation for what she saw that will sound rational to the other people in the class. MR. LONEGRIN Can I help you? BUFFY No. I… Dawn, I just thought you were in danger… of smoking. She starts to back out the door. BUFFY I’ll be around. All the students turn and stare at Dawn. DAWN (horrified) I also have a sister. CUT TO:. THE ESPRESSO PUMP— DAY 12 Two folk singers, a guy and a girl, sing a bad love duet while ANYA and HALFREK watch, sipping coffee. ANYA God, they’re depressing. HALFREK Oh, who are they kidding with that happy shiny crap? ANYA Six weeks tops and she’s calling on me for vengeance. HALFREK (laughs) Oh, he better run for cover. ANYA What’s that supposed to mean? HALFREK Oh, sweetie, you know exactly what it means. ANYA Excuse me? HALFREK It’s the talk of the Order. They’re calling you Miss Softserve. Tell me you don’t know this.. ANYA But… who? HALFREK Listen, Anya. I know I’ve always been a little competitive with you. I mean, there was that thing in the Crimean War. We laugh about it now but the fact is I’ve actually always looked up to you. You were the single most hard-core vengeance demon on the roster and everybody knew it. Do I have to mention Mrs. Cholgosh? ANYA (smiles) Hmm. Good times. HALFREK And then you lost your powers. It happens. And you fell for this Xander guy. ANYA It was a glitch. A summer thing. I am so back in the vengeance fold. HALFREK No deaths, no eviscerations. You’re not goading women into anything inventive and you’re not delivering when it is. ANYA I don’t even know— HALFREK Waitress downtown. Wished her husband was a frog. You made him French! ANYA (defensive) He’s smelly! And with a little mustache, he— HALFREK Listen, Anya, if it was just me— ANYA What do you mean if it was just you? HALFREK D’Hoffryn, the Lower Beings… they’re all feeling the heat. Something’s rising— something older than the Old Ones— and everybody’s tail is twitching. This is a bad time to be a good guy.. ANYA What is this, an intervention? Shouldn’t all my demon friends be here? HALFREK Sweetie… they are. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— SCIENCE WING— DAY 13 Buffy finds Xander supervising some workers at the new science building. XANDER So how’s it looking? Does the place pass inspection? BUFFY Oh, it’s great… if you’re a zombie ghost thing. XANDER So school’s back in session, huh? BUFFY Seems like old times. Xander and Buffy move off a little ways so they can talk without being overheard. XANDER So zombies or ghosts?.. BUFFY I’m not sure. They were in the mirror but they disappeared. But they touched me… I think. Let’s just start with dead and pissed. XANDER They’re after you personally? BUFFY They talked about protecting people. Told me to leave. XANDER No damage, though? BUFFY I think I may have destroyed Dawn’s social life in all of about thirty seconds but apart from that, no. XANDER Ah, being popular isn’t so great. Or so I’ve read in books. BUFFY This isn’t a coincidence, you know. The school being rebuilt. It means something. XANDER As in what? CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— CLASSROOM— DAY 14 Dawn looks over as the nerdy GUY sitting next to her draws her attention. GUY Can I borrow a pencil? She nods, takes one out of her bag and hands it to him. GUY Thanks a lot. He instantly transforms into a rotted corpse and jams the pencil into her eye. Dawn screams in terror and falls to the floor, holding her hands over her eye. Mr. Lonegrin rushes over to see what’s wrong as she sits up and tentatively lowers her hands. Her eye is uninjured. She looks around to find the dead guy gone and everyone staring at her.. MR. LONEGRIN Are you all right? DAWN I’m sorry. There was a bee. It flew in my eye. I’m… I’m very allergic. MR. LONEGRIN I think it’s gone. DAWN Can I go to the bathroom? MR. LONEGRIN Of course. Dawn hurries from the room and closes the door behind her. STUDENT Guess it runs in the family. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— RESTROOM— DAY 15 Dawn enters the washroom and enters one of the stalls. She sits down and tries to collects herself. She cocks her head when she hears someone crying softly nearby. She leaves the stall and looks around. The washroom seems to be empty. She crouches down on the floor and looks under the stall doors but doesn’t see any feet. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— ATRIUM— DAY 16 Buffy strides through the large atrium area at the entrance to the school. Distracted, she stumbles into Principal Wood. BUFFY Oh, sorry! WOOD Miss Summers, I didn’t know you were still about.. BUFFY Oh, yeah, I was just looking for— WOOD You know, I thought in general it was customary for a person who’s graduated to… you know, go somewhere else? BUFFY Well, it’s a new campus. Just getting to know it. You know, make sure it’s safe. For my sister. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— RESTROOM— DAY 17 Dawn moves down the row of stalls, pushing the doors open. They’re all empty— except for the last one. She finds KIT HOLBURN inside, crouching on top of the toilet, terrified. Dawn smiles tentatively at her. DAWN Hey. What’s wrong? KIT There’s someone in here. DAWN It’s only me. DAWN No, it’s not.. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— ATRIUM— DAY 18 WOOD You know, I have to be honest. I actually know a little bit more about you than I let on before. BUFFY Isn’t that interesting… WOOD Oh, it really is. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— RESTROOM— DAY 19 DAWN Let’s get you out of here, okay? Maybe we can get some air. I’m Dawn. KIT Kit. She hesitantly stands up and leaves the stall with Dawn. DAWN Saw something pretty creepy, huh? KIT You wouldn’t believe me. DAWN I kinda sorta think I will. Was there a pencil involved in any of— Dawn stops short as she sees the two dead kids and the dead janitor in the mirror at the precise moment the lights overhead start to explode. DAWN Come on! They both run for the door but stop suddenly as rotting hands break up through the floor and seize their ankles. The floor gives way completely underneath them and they fall through into the darkness below.. Act III WESTBURY, ENGLAND— DAY 20 Willow collapses to the ground, gasping for breath. Giles holds her up. GILES Just breathe. WILLOW (gasping) I can’t… Goddess. GILES (firm) Just breathe. Slowly her breathing becomes less labored. WILLOW What happened? GILES What do you remember? WILLOW We were talking. And I felt—.. She suddenly jerks her hands away from the ground as if she’s been scalded. WILLOW I felt the earth. It’s all connected, it is. But it’s not all good and pure and rootsy. There’s deep…deep black. I saw… I saw the earth, Giles. I saw its teeth. GILES The Hellmouth. WILLOW It’s going to open. It’s going to swallow us all. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— BASEMENT— DAY 21 Kit sits up amidst the rubble on the basement floor. She looks around and finds Dawn unconscious. Kit gently shakes her shoulder. KIT Hey. Hey, wake up. Oh, please wake up. Dawn groans and sits up. DAWN Are you okay? KIT We have to leave. DAWN You’re not wrong. Dawn climbs to her feet. DAWN Come on. There’s got to be a staircase. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— ATRIUM— DAY 22 WOOD The school board recommended I spend a little time reading your record. It’s… quite a page-turner. Kind of a checkered past.. BUFFY More like a plaid. Kind of a clan tartan of badness, really. But there were factors. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— BASEMENT— DAY 23 Dawn and Kit move through the basement. DAWN What did you see? When I found you in the stall? KIT A girl. She said she died here and that everybody dies here and that we would, too. DAWN Here I was worried about not fitting in. Dawn and Kit round a corner and run into CARLOS TREJO. They all scream. It’s the guy Buffy saw with the basketball. CARLOS Who are you? KIT Who are you? DAWN Are you dead? CARLOS Stop saying that! DAWN Whoa, we’re not dead. We saw creepy dead people and we’re just trying to get out. CARLOS I just came down here for a smoke, you know? And I saw… it was a janitor. He was yelling at me. I thought he was just pissed but… I saw him in the light. DAWN Wait! You came downstairs? Where?.. CARLOS Man, I got no clue. I ran away like a girl. I don’t know this place at all. DAWN Okay, so we could run around in circles or— The dead janitor appears in front of them. JANITOR You really think you can run away? Kit backs away from him. KIT It’s not real. DAWN Lesson one. It’s always real. The dead guy appears behind them. GUY I tried to run, too. The dead girl steps out of the shadows. GIRL I tried to scream. Doesn’t matter how much you scream. Nobody ever hears you. Dawn suddenly remembers. DAWN Hear me… right. Oh! I got a present! She reaches into her belt at the small of her back. KIT What is it? Dawn pulls out a cell phone. DAWN A weapon.. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— ATRIUM— DAY 24 WOOD Well, it’s clear your sister looks up to you, which I think is great— BUFFY No, she’s much, much worse than me. Trouble Maker. Expulsion is really the only way to go. Or you could suspend her for three years. WOOD (laughs) Well, how about we give her a chance first? Just as long as she keeps her grades up and— Buffy’s cell phone rings cuts him off. She reaches back into her belt for it. BUFFY Boy, that’s loud. WOOD That’s part of why we don’t allow cell phones in— Buffy holds up her hand to stop him.. BUFFY Excuse me. (turns away; into phone) Yeah? (to Wood) Sorry. My dog… dog walker. (into phone; sotto) They’re really dead? WOOD Oh, my god… BUFFY (into phone) No. I’ll be right there. WOOD Your dogs are dead? CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— BASEMENT— DAY 25 DAWN (into phone) And, Buffy? Isn’t this reception amazing? I’m in the frickin’ basement! (beat) Okay. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— ATRIUM— DAY 26 Buffy makes her apologies to the principal. BUFFY Sorry about that. I… I have to… She runs off down the corridor. WOOD Yeah, of course. And good luck with that… dog tragedy. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— BASEMENT— DAY 27 DAWN Help is on the way, guys. We’ve just got to figure out— She looks around. The dead people have vanished.. DAWN Where did they go? A rotted hand shoots up and seizes her by the throat. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— RESTROOM— DAY 28 Buffy opens the washroom door and sees the hole in the floor. Without hesitation, she jumps down through it. 29 INT. SUNNYDALE HIGH— BASEMENT— DAY 29 Buffy moves quickly through the twisting basement corridors, looking for Dawn. BUFFY Dawn! No answer. She takes out her cell phone and hits the speed dial for Dawn. She hears Dawn’s phone ringing nearby quickens her pace. Dawn’s phone suddenly stops ringing. Buffy lifts hers to her ear. BUFFY (into phone) Dawn? I’m close by. JANITOR (over phone) You’re too late. But then you’re always too late, aren’t you? Buffy rounds the corner to find the dead janitor standing before her. JANITOR Sure as hell didn’t save me. BUFFY Where’s my sister? JANITOR I think she’s lost. BUFFY If I’m the one who let you die, why take it out on her? I’m right here. Come on. What are you after? Fear? Revenge? Tasty brains?.. The dead student steps out of the shadows. GUY I think I’d like Dawn to be my girlfriend. BUFFY Again, wrong sister. I’m the one that dates dead guys. And no offense but they were hotties. I mean, I’m sure you had a great personality… The dead girl appears. GIRL Were you busy making out with your dead boyfriend while I was ripped to death by a werewolf? Is that why you let me die? GUY I was screaming for help when they pulled me down. Buffy calls for a time out. BUFFY Hello! Not making myself clear. I don’t care how you died. I’m sorry for your loss but where is my sister? Dawn! JANITOR She’s not going to hear you. This place is like a maze. GIRL This place is ours now. It was built on our graves. JANITOR All we want is for you to leave so we can rest again. The three have lined themselves up before her, blocking her way. BUFFY Actually, I’m thinking all you want is to get between me and that door. Who’s for finding out why? The undead charge Buffy. She fights them, throws them off and makes a break for the door only to find them lined up before her again, blocking her way. BUFFY If at first you don’t succeed….. She rushes the undead, flips over them and rolls toward the door. BUFFY …cheat. She manages to fight her way to the door and throw it open. BUFFY Dawnie! We have to get out— The door slams open to reveal SPIKE. Act IV SUNNYDALE HIGH— BASEMENT— DAY 30 Buffy is stunned. BUFFY Spike? Are you real? Spike starts to giggle. He’s obviously not himself. His hair is a wild, tangled mess and no longer the peroxide blonde it usually is. He looks at Buffy with great sadness and caresses her cheek.. SPIKE Buffy… duck. BUFFY (confused) What? Duck? There’s a duck? The dead janitor bashes her on the back of her head with a pipe and she drops to the floor, stunned. Spike steps back into the room, laughing again. SPIKE No visitors today. Terribly busy. The janitor tries to hit Buffy again but she blocks the blow and kicks his legs out from under him. GUY Told you to get out. The janitor falls to the floor with his head in the open doorway. Buffy springs back to her feet and follows Spike into the other room, pulling the door shut behind her. The janitor’s head is caught in the doorway so she slams the door hard on him, knocking him out of the way. Buffy latches and bolts the door, then backs away from it into the room with Spike. BUFFY They’ll probably show up in a sec. SPIKE Nobody comes in here. It’s just the three of us. BUFFY Spike, have you seen Dawn? She came down here with some kids. SPIKE (agitated) Don’t you think I’m trying! I’m not fast, not a quick study. I dropped my board in the water and the chalk all ran. Sure to be caned. Should’ve seen that coming. Buffy notices Spike’s shirt is open and there are deep gashes in his chest. He quickly pulls his shirt closed. She slowly steps toward him and reaches out, examining the wounds.. BUFFY What did you do? SPIKE I tried… I tried to cut it out. Buffy’s cell phone rings and she answers it. BUFFY (into phone) Dawn? INTERCUT: DAWN Buffy, where are you? Buffy is still unnerved by Spike’s behavior. BUFFY I… where are you? DAWN I don’t know. In a room by the furnace. Near where we fell in. They dragged us in here and then they disappeared. BUFFY Yeah. They came after me, too. DAWN What do they want?.. BUFFY So far, to piss me off. DAWN Please tell me it’s working. BUFFY Oh, I’m damage-bound. I just can’t figure them. Ghosts can’t touch you and zombies can’t disappear so I don’t know what we’re dealing wi— SPIKE Not ghosts. DAWN Who was that? BUFFY Hold on. (to Spike) You know what they are? SPIKE Manifest spirits controlled by a talisman, raised to seek vengeance. A four-year-old could figure it. BUFFY (to Dawn) Hang tight. I’ll find you. These things can hurt you. You can hurt them, too. Find a weapon. I’ll come for you. (to Spike) Spike, you gonna help me out? END INTERCUT SPIKE This is my home. I belong here. Always been here. Cheers for stopping by. (mumbles) It’s in the wall. Buffy looks at Spike, confused. BUFFY I’ll… get back to you. She turns and unbolts the door and cautiously walks back out. The corridor outside is empty. BUFFY Guys? Resentful dead guys? This can’t be good….. Buffy quickly heads back the way she came, trying to figure out what’s going on. BUFFY Come on… manifest spirits, raised up, controlled by a… talisman. She hits a speed dial on her phone. BUFFY (into phone) Xander! CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— BASEMENT— FURNACE ROOM— DAY 31 Dawn huddles with Kit and Carlos in the dark boiler room. DAWN We need to find some kind of a weapon. Just to hold them off. They search the shelves and Carlos comes up with a couple of bricks. CARLOS I got these. DAWN Kit, give me your bag. She dumps the bag out onto the floor and puts the bricks into it. KIT Do you think they’re going to come back? GIRL (mocking) “Do you think they’re going to come back?” We never left. We’ll always be here. Just like you. All three of the undead appear and walk toward Dawn and the others. KIT No….. GIRL Why do you think we picked you? The ones no one will miss. The ones that don’t belong. Spend all your time trying to get out high school and now you’ll never, ever leave. Dawn rushes forward and swings the bag of bricks at the dead girl’s knees. It connects and she goes down. Dawn’s victory is short-lived, however, as the janitor sends her sprawling. Kit screams. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— BASEMENT— CORRIDOR— DAY 32 Buffy hears Kit’s scream and starts to run. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— RESTROOM— DAY 33 Xander opens the door to the girl’s restroom and stares in shock at the hole in the floor. XANDER Whoa! Contracty goodness! (beat) Talisman, talisman… He skirts his way around the hole toward the other side of the room. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— BASEMENT— FURNACE ROOM— DAY 34 The janitor seizes Dawn by the throat. JANITOR You can thank your sister for this. Buffy kicks the door off its hinges and ducks a swing of the pipe from the dead guy. She rolls across the floor and kicks the janitor off of Dawn, sending him flying across the room. DAWN Thanks, sis. BUFFY We just need to keep them at bay.. The dead guy rushes Buffy again. DAWN The bag! Dawn tosses the bag of bricks to Buffy. She flips back to her feet and twirls the brick-laden bag over her head like a bolo, landing one devastating blow after another on her undead opponents. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— RESTROOM— DAY 35 Xander crawls around on the restroom floor, looking for the talisman. He finally finds it under the sink, stands up and grasps it in both hands. XANDER Yes! Talisman. Suddenly the dead girl is there and jumps onto his back with a scream. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— BASEMENT— FURNACE ROOM— DAY 36 The janitor manages to knock the bag of bricks out of Buffy’s hands. Dawn grabs the steel pipe off the floor and tosses it to her sister. Buffy catches it without even looking and turns to the janitor. BUFFY You really want to keep this up? JANITOR What are you going to do? Kill us? CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— RESTROOM— DAY 37 With the dead girl hanging off his back, Xander struggles to get a good grip on the talisman. He finally manages to snap it in half. The instant he does, the dead girl dissolves into mist with a lingering scream. CUT TO:.. SUNNYDALE HIGH— BASEMENT— FURNACE ROOM— DAY 38 The janitor and the dead guy also disintegrate into the ether. CARLOS Are they gone? BUFFY Yeah. The talisman must’ve been destroyed. DAWN How’d you know it was a talisman? BUFFY There’s always a talisman. The real question is who put it there? Kit gathers up her things from the floor. BUFFY Come on, you guys. Let’s go find a way upstairs. Assuming there is one. DAWN You really weren’t kidding about this place. I guess it hasn’t changed. BUFFY I don’t know. It seems smaller. CUT TO: SUNNYDALE HIGH— CORRIDOR— DAY 39 Buffy says goodbye to Dawn and her new friends. BUFFY You guys are going to be okay. School’s intense but you’ll do all right as long as you’re careful. And you might want to think about sticking together. Kit gives Buffy a hug. KIT Thank you. CARLOS Yeah, I mean it. You are the coolest mom ever!.. Dawn looks at Buffy, horrified. Buffy tugs nervously at her hair bun again. DAWN O-kay. (to Carlos) Come on. We still have a few more classes to live through. She gives Buffy a kiss on the cheek and then heads off with Kit and Carlos. WOOD Curiouser and curiouser. Buffy turns around to find Principal Wood behind her again. BUFFY What is? WOOD Carlos Trejo and Kit Holburn, right? Possibly the only two students in this school whose files are as thick as yours was. BUFFY You really did your homework, didn’t you? WOOD Well, I was looking for one or both of them to actually implode in a fearsome way right before midterms but now I see that you got ’em socializing and hugging and actually— if I’m not mistaken— headed to class. BUFFY Well, we shared an… encounter. WOOD I know you were probably more than happy to get out of this place but I’ve got to tell you, Miss Summers, I think you belong here. Buffy is stunned out of the ability to speak coherently. BUFFY Hum, new?.. WOOD Listen, I know this school’s reputation. (off her look) What, you think I got this job based on seniority? We’ve got a lot of troubled students here and just enough money to keep this place from caving in. BUFFY Yeah, you might need a little extra there. WOOD Well, we do have a community outreach program and the money we could pay you… wouldn’t even fold but it would just be a couple of days a week. BUFFY Are you asking me to be a counselor? WOOD Oh, we have a guidance counselor but I was thinking the kids could use someone, you know, closer to their age who still has some— BUFFY I’m in. WOOD What, you’re serious? You did hear the part about the money, right? BUFFY Yeah, I heard. My schedule might be a little funtastic but I’ll work it out. I’d like to keep an eye on this place. WOOD Well, that’s great! Look at that. It’s not even noon and I’ve already bullied my first family member into helping out. He heads off down the hall. WOOD I’m going to be the best principal ever. Buffy watches him go, a wry smile on her face. CUT TO:.. SUNNYDALE HIGH— BASEMENT— DAY 40 Spike squats on the floor in his new lair, mumbling to himself. SPIKE The thing is… I had a speech. I learned it all. Oh, god. She won’t understand. She won’t understand. Suddenly WARREN MEARS is there, standing behind him. WARREN Of course she won’t understand, Sparky. I’m beyond her understanding. She’s a girl. Sugar and spice and everything… useless. Unless you’re baking. I’m more than that. More than flesh. Warren’s body suddenly shifts and he morphs into the hell-god GLORY. GLORY More than blood. I’m… you know, I honestly don’t think there’s a human word fabulous enough for me. Oh, my name will be on everyone’s lips… assuming their lips haven’t been torn off. But not just yet. That’s all right, though. Another shift and Glory becomes the demon-cyborg ADAM. ADAM I can be patient. Everything is well within parameters. She’s exactly where I want her to be. And so are you, Number 17. You’re right where you belong. Now Adam becomes Mayor RICHARD WILKINS as he crouches down beside Spike. MAYOR WILKINS So what’d you think? You’d get your soul back and everything would be Jim Dandy? A soul’s slipperier than a greased weasel. Why do you think I sold mine? (laughs) Well, you probably thought that you’d be your own man and I respect that. But you never will. Now the Mayor fades and is replaced by Spike’s vampire lover DRUSILLA. She caresses Spike’s cheek affectionately.. DRUSILLA You’ll always be mine. You’ll always be in the dark with me, singing our little songs. You like our little songs, don’t you? You’ve always liked them, right from the beginning. And that’s where we’re going. Drusilla stands up and becomes the MASTER. MASTER Right back to the beginning. Not the Bang, not the Word. The true beginning. The next few months are going to be quite a ride and I think we’re all going to learn something about ourselves in the process. You’ll learn you’re a pathetic schmuck… if it hasn’t sunk in already. Look at you. Tried to do what’s right. Just like her. You still don’t get it. It’s not about right. Not about wrong.. Spike looks up as the Master disappears. In his place stands Buffy, a hard, cold look in her eye. BUFFY It’s about power. FADE TO BLACK END

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